Public Service Announcement!!!
By Akeela
@Akeela (2078)
Trinidad And Tobago
March 26, 2007 3:22pm CST
Get it all in water and booze
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drank 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 2 lbs. of POOP each year!
However, we don't run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER=POOP
BOOZE=HEALTH
Free yourself of POOP, drink BOOZE !!!
It's better to drink booze and feel like sh*t than drink water and be full of sh*t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as a public service
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@mukulmisra24 (1703)
• India
26 Mar 07
ANY IDIOTS IN THE ROOM?
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
