me fail english? that's unpossible

Not school related, but here's one: "I'm not allowed in the deep end of the sandbox." LOL.

I didn't look for the quote, but there is probably something school related in the episode where ralph eats his red crayon.

It isn't exactly about school, but I really like the quote where Homer says "I am so smart. S-M-R-T!" That gets me every time.

LOL That's got to be the best quote yet..hehe! I couldn't find any school quotes either and I certainly can't recall any...so here's a few other quotes from Simpsons: Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! ********************************************************* Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps. Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out ********************************************************* Bart: Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. (LOL!!!!) That was fun!!! ;o) You can find more such quotes here, http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/