Another joke on the high seas

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A magician was working a cruise ship, with his assistant a talking parrot. All was going well until, after a few nights, the parrot started giving away the magician's tricks. "AWWWKKK", the parrot would say, "It's up his sleeve!" or "AWWWKKK", it has a false bottom!" or "AWWWKKK, it's the three of diamonds!" As you can guess, the magician tired of this pretty quickly. Unable to correct the parrot's behavior, he finally pulled out a gun and, after one last "AWWWKKK", fired it straight at the parrot's head. The magician, being a great magician but a terrible shot, missed the parrot and hit a propane tank, causing a great fire which ultimately destroyed the ship and everyone on it. The next morning, the magician and his parrot were floating in a life raft. All the other passengers were gone, and the ship was nowhere to be seen. "AWWWKKK", screeched the parrot, "I give up. Where'd you hide the damn ship?!"