Funniest Saying?
By crazynurse
@crazynurse (7482)
United States
8 responses
@princeworthy (1909)
• United States
27 Mar 07
I have a few to add:
He's as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
Excuses are like backsides. Everybody's got one and they all stink. One of my teachers faves!
And this one came from elementry school, the kids were really mean!!
If I had a dog as ugly as him, I'd shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
LOL! Fun post!
@mari61960 (4893)
• United States
27 Mar 07
roflmao...oh my god those are just way too funny...lol I must pass them on..thanks for sharing...I spit my diet coke everywhere...hehe Topless bar...roflmao
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@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
27 Mar 07
OMG, I literally toppled off my chair when I read "as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar" that is good stuff. I have heard the one about excuses (except I heard it as armpits rather than backside, but I believe I like backside better!) The one about shaving the dog is great too!
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@princeworthy (1909)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Glad you liked them! I needed a laugh too! Remembering the elementry one put a smile on my face from the memories!
@wrdsofwisdm (1069)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Hi crazynurse,
I have 1 but it has a naughty word in it.
1)Man, you're about as useless as ti*s on a bull.
Guess I grew up surrounded by potty mouths.
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@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Yup, my Dad used that one too! I said it at work one day when all the professors (just our departmetn, not college-wide) were brainstorming. Everyone seemed to have great ideas except me so I mentioned that I felt as useless as
t!ts on a bull. Boy, people laughed for 30 minutes!
@wrdsofwisdm (1069)
• United States
28 Mar 07
Okay, let me start by saying I worked my tail off and am ready to pass out but another one popped in my head and I made it up.
You're as stubborn as a turd that won't flush! I made that up, lol
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@Forofficeorhomeuse (50)
• United States
2 Apr 07
I enjoyed both remarks, and use the second remark about being stubborn on a Contractor who owns a Plumbing Company and he loved that saying! He thought that was a creative way of telling someone how stubborn they can beand it related great to his profession also an added plus! Thanks for the amusing and hilarious laughter. It broke some ice. It's a great off the wall and priceless saying, especially if you watch their face expressions as you say that to someone. Great one Wrdsofwisdom.
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
28 Mar 07
This is something used when someone's breath is really bad.
His breath is kickin like Bruce Lee!
That is one of my most favorite funny saying. LOL
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@mari61960 (4893)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Well I don't really think it's the funniest but it's the one that comes to mind the most. Every time I would want something from as early as I can remember, if the answer was no I would pester my mom. Finally she would say "People in hell want ice water" Once she said that I knew the argument was over...however when I got to be around 10 I got really mad because I knew she was going to say it... so when she did I yelled back "ya and you'de probably give it to them too"..well that got me grounded..lol
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@brokentia (10389)
• United States
28 Mar 07
I heard that from my mom too!!!
But there was no way I would say anything back either.
That was the quickest way to get flicked in the mouth! And with her long nail reinforced with lots of nail polish...your lip was sure to be busted with one flicked! LOL
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Yes! My mother said that too!!! Ha! You were braver than me, I never said anything back! (outloud anyway!)
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
28 Mar 07
I'm going to have to remember that one!!!
My son will have a very puzzled look all the time and that fits him perfectly! LOL
@loved1 (5328)
• United States
27 Mar 07
One of the funniest things I ever heard was one my mom used to say all the time. When I had a job that was going to take a long long time,(and I had the potential of getting discouraged) she would say "you have to shave an elephant for a long time before you see any progress".
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