Three wishes
@tallpaulno44a (1574)
United States
March 29, 2007 12:42am CST
Three bums were sitting around in an alley. As one of them opens a bottle of wine, a genie appears. "I'll give each of you one wish!" says the genie in a booming voice.
The first bum says,"Oh, it's so cold here. I wish I was in Miami". Pooofffff, off he goes to Hawaii.
The second one says "Yes. it really is too cold. I wish I could go to Hawaii!" Pooofffff, off he goes to Hawaii.
The third bum sniffs, and with a sob, says "I just wish i had my buddies back!"
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@liveonlove (350)
• India
29 Mar 07
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
@alen0224 (527)
• China
29 Mar 07
Thanks for sharing your laughters with us, I think it is rather a funny one. Here is mine to go on:
There is a legend that goes like this: In a bar in somewhere, there is a magical mirror, if you go up to it and tell it the truth, it will grant you a wish; if you lie--poof, if will swallows you up.
A brunette, a blonde and a readhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The readhead goes first and says," I think I'm the most beautiful woman on earth!" Poof--the mirror swallows her up.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says," I think I'm the sexiest woman on Earth!" Poof--the mirror swallows her up too.
Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror and say," I think..." Poof!!
@sadgirl_1958 (1088)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Ahh, the winos used to make their own brew - a bit of a nasty thing too - using paint and white bread - to filter out the toxic contents. Whew!
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@samrat16 (2442)
• India
29 Mar 07
lol Yes this happens to generally all of us when we doesn't know how much can we achieve in life and fall for tricks . We never run after aims and goals but after people and money . We lack that killer instinct and zeal to really get on top of world . We never thinks of becoming a person like bill gates,george bush or mahatma gandhi.
@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
29 Mar 07
oh man..i'd be really angry if i was one of the first two LOL
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@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
29 Mar 07
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
