Showers

Hahahaha this s so funny. I like this joke my friend.Keep on posting lots of joke.LOL

This is hilarious and probably true in some ways. I usually take a shower for about 30 minutes and my husband can do it in 5 minutes. So, he has to go first or else risk running out of hot water when I go bathe first. Thanks for sharing this...very funny...=)

Thank you this was so funny and after yesterday I need a lot of funny. I agree about the cut and paste, but I love long jokes and so I do cut and paste as well I am not a good joke teller but I do treasure jokes that are well told. Please keep cutting and paste if that what it takes I for one appreciate you efforts Regards Robin

Lol, that is really funny and would probably happen to someone. Thanks for sharing. Let's go on: During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said," Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks." The bartender said," That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing." Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. " I'm a professional gambler," replied the man. The bartender said," There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?" " Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy. " Like what?" asked the bartender. " Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. The bartender thought about it." Okay," he said. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it." Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. " I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said," Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. " Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender. " That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said," Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one." Okay, you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said," Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said," That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

This is so funny and in some ways it can be so true

Best copy and paste I've seen in a long time. Thanks so much for sharing it. :) It's amazing just how many of those descriptions fit my boyfriend, though we get out of the butt hairs on the soap by using body wash.

Oh..that is so funny! I still am laughing right now. Yeah..boys will be boys, but surely this world would be dull without them lol. Good one!

Well I am a woman but I guess that I take a shower like a man. I will strip off my clothes as I am walking throught the house to the bathroom and when I get in the shower I will wash my hair first and then yes I do pee in the tub and blow my nose in my hand and wash it off and make woo-woo sounds at my boyfriend andscratch my butt and sometimes make that funny little noise called a fart, LOL. and the whole time I am doing this taking a shower my boyfriends is in the shower with me and going woo-woo also.

He he he. There goes another big difference between a man and a woman again. Yes, this is funny. Nice of you to have posted this. Many thanx for the joke.

Hahahahaha! This is so cute! It's so tue, too. i have heard my dad and bother do the fart noises and laugh and my ex used to show me his thing and go "woo woo!" at me. LOL!

Typical man! That's so cute, though! LOL I love the part that says blow nose in hand and let water rinse it off LOL it reminds me of my dad, I can hear him in his room every morning doing just that! And the part that basically talks about leaving a huge mess! That's my boyfriend! Apparently all men are the same!! Oh yeah, and the fart noise (a real one!) then the laughter following it...my boyfriend, too! Most men are so immature when it comes to farts! Thanks for posting this, it was really cute!

Oops, I think we guys just got exposed. LOL So true what you said. And its such a funny but true comparison. Kudos to you sharing. Ha ha

This is so true about the men, my fiance has made the woo woo sound and I have found many wet towels on the bed. Thanks for posting this, it was absolutely hilarious!

so true!!! hahaha my bestfriend Miguel usually gets irritated coz I take almost an hour to take a shower. There was once he called me at home and invited me for pizza. I told him I'll just take a shower and that I won't be long. It turned out that it took longer than he expected. He fell asleep in the living room. haha

My sister sent me tat joke a couple months ago and it was just as funny now as it was then! I swear hte only thing I haven't seen my hubby do is the "Shampoo mohawk" and that is only because he keeps his military cut!! LOL Thanks for the laugh today moon! I needed it!

Oh dear...I laughed really hard on this one...and I used it for my blog. I'm sure to get some great comments from my audience. I remember when my hubby would do the whole snot thing...and I would find evidence of this action in the looms of our poofy sponge...GROSS! Now, in defense for the men, I have this thing about not wanting the long hairs go down the drain. So, I gather it all into my hands and roll it into a ball...then toss it over the curtain. Sometimes it goes into the garbage, sometimes it doesn't. When I'm really lazy, we'll have hairballs here and there in the bathroom.

loive this joke. so true.

hahahhaha it's really a funny jokeand to some extent it's true.cute one:-)

That is too funny. I seriously laughed til I cried.

It is do funny and mostly true about men (^^,LOL^^,). Keep on posting! And thank you for adding me to your friends! (^^,)