Jokes

Hi Aweins, This joke is dedicated for you...:) The Phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting Dad:People this is unacceptable.you have to limit the use of the phone and i do not use this phone.i use the one at the office Mom: same here,i hardly use this home phone as i use my work phone Son:Me too, i never use the home phone. i always use my company cell phone. Maid: So what is the problem? we all use our WORK Telephones....:)

One more for you!!! With a pil of 300 resumes on his desk and a need to pick some one quickly,my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest. Throw away 250 resumes? i asked,shocked what if hte best candidates are in there? you have a point, he said " but then again, i don't need people with bad luck here" -Hope you enjoy...Srini