5 questions for men or women

Can I preface this by saying that, like you, these are all in good fun... :-) 1.) because we're always right 2.) because we want to watch TV 3.) i've liked my sports teams longer 4.) only if you pay for dinner 5.) jim carrey and I are buddies. lemme see... 5 questions for women... hrmmm 1.) What's with the soap operas? 2.) Why can't you get into sports? 3.) Musicals? really? (two questions, i know) 4.) what's with the makeup? 5.) why can't you ever order your food at a restaurant quickly? (hehe... floudering, I couldn't think of a 5th one)

1. I DO ask for directions when I lost. I don't LIKE being lost, therefore I ask for directions, so I can be FOUND, instead. 2. I don't. Here, have at it! 3. They aren't-- my sports watching is limited to the Olympics and World Cup Soccer... each of which take place every FOUR YEARS. 4. I MIGHT, if we already somewhat "knew" each other (by phone, or email) and I had at least SOME sense of what you liked. 5. EVERYBODY has "a great sense of humor," in their own mind. Some people think I'm pretty funny, though. All in fun, here are my questions for the ladies: 1. Do you REALLY believe that practically taking a bath in some trendy perfume makes you sexier? 2. How can gush and giggle when you meet some "friend" at the mall, and five minutes later turn to me and say "Gosh, I HATE her!?" It seems dishonest. 3. Why do you believe I must be "thinking about something" ALL the time? 4. Why do you complain so much about men "being MEN!" but when you meet men who DON'T do the steeoypical stuff that irritates you, they are not "real men" in your eyes? 5. How on earth do you GET from my comment that Jennifer Aniston is sexy to "You don't LOVE me anymore???" Thanks for an entertaining discussion!

Right so I get your questions being a man LOL ok here goes 1 I do ask questions when I am lost and I'm not afraid to ask for help, rather than waste more time driving around and wasting petrol! 2 Because I am in charge of programmes in my household 3 I hate sports with a passion so anyone or anything would be far preferable to sport in any way 4 Flowers on a first date? Nah I'm not romantic, besides shouldn't the woman bring the flowers 5 Yes I have a great sense of humour, if not wild at times. It is one of my great qualities about wolfie x

Okay, since I'm a guy, I'll anwser your questions first. 1. I used to deliver pizzas, I can find any place I'm looking for. 2. Because I dont like seeing 10 seconds of every channel that we have just to here about how theres nothing on. 3. Well, its not that there more important, but a football game last three to four hours and there are only 16 games a year + playoffs if applicable and we can see you anytime. 4. Of course I would bring flowers on the first date. 5. Some would say that I dont take life seriously enough, I think that kinda means I have to much of a sense of humor. Lets see, 5 questions for you 1. Why all this talk about equality until something heavy needs to be moved? 2. Why is it always our fault that your having your time of the month? 3. Why do you get so teary eyed during girlie flicks? I mean its just a movie and you already now how its going to end. 4. Why is it no matter how good you look, you always think your getting fat? 5. Why is it that women have worked so hard over the last 40 or 50 years to sisafy men and now that we're more of what you were trying to achieve, you complain that there arnt any real men

For men: Why do you males think with your butt? Why dont they get simple requests as just that? Why do you always say you dont understand women? What do you like most about a female? What is the worst thing you have ever done to a woman?

1) why some man cheated on his girlfriend? 2) why all guys like basketball? 3) what makes you turn on to the girls? 4) what makes you turn off to the girls? 5) how do you if girls want you? ahehe..this simple question to the man out there..lol...

hha very nice discussion i am a girl so i would like to ask some questions guys: 1.why do you want to make love with every beautiful women you see? 2.Why you cant learn to pee in the toilet in straight way? 3.Why you are not crying when you see sentive movie? 4.Why you allways say that girls talk too much when for real you talk even more? 5.Why you allways tell everything what happends in your bendroom to your buddies?:) thats it for now.who is going to answer to my questions?:)

lol...Hey......!!nice discussion girl!!! ok my questions for MEN.. (1.)What makes you think that You are the smartest? (2.)Are girls that easy to get! for you? (3.)Are you not figure conscious too??(admit it.!!) (4.)Why do you jump in to pay all the date bills? (5.)Why do you like jeans a lot? lol......

I love this discussion! SO much fun. I will definately keep coming back to see what else is added. :) And by the way, sorry for the double post. I swear my mind was playing tricks on me. Ok, for the men. 1. Why do you think when we are already angry with you, picking on us is going to help? 2. Do you purposely ask us a question that we just gave you the answer to when we were talking ten minutes before, just to annoy us or is your memory really that bad? 3. Do you really think we aren't going to catch you when you lie about anything? 4. Are you aware that when you borrow our vehicle and change all of the settings, (radio, seat position, steering wheel position, etc) and dont bother to put them back, we often contemplate backing over you when you are putting something in the trunk and we are behind the wheel? I mean really, if you know how to change them, surely you know how to change them back. 5. How is it that you cant smell really horrible smells (like the cat litter box, or a dirty diaper) when you are alone, but the second we walk in you become very busy while noticing the odor, and asking us to take care of it?

1.Why do you have selective hearing? (My husband only hears what I don't want him to!) 2. Why do you leave your dirty laundry on the floor next to the hamper? 3. Why do you keep saying we need toliet paper when we still have six rolls left? 4. Why do you make me read the small print instead of getting glasses? 5.And last but not least, why do you ask me where something is when you were the last one to use it?

for women??????? 1. y do u over react to pitty issues? 2. will u marry me????? 3. are u a virgin??? 4. y dont u understand my feelings??? 5. y should i always say sorry and bend???

For men: 1. Why do you think the Three Stooges are funny? 2. Why do you like scifi or the history channel so much? 3. How can you watch the same lame movies over and over and over again? 4. Why can't you seem to find anything when I tell you exactly where I put it? 5. Why can't you put dishes in the dishwasher?

My girlfrend once ask me a question:when i and your mather drop into a river at the same time ,who would you save first? And i just didn't know how to answer...

I have some questions for men, I just want everyone to know that i'm happily married to a wonderful military man. 1. Why do you think that you know everything? 2. Why is it so hard for you to be spontaneous? 3. When we say come here, why do you say "What"? 4. How can you stand to wear the same socks for 2 weeks? 5. Why is it that you can find us sexy, even when we look like crap? I think those are some good ones, hope you think of some good answers men.

Since I am a woman, here are my questions... feel free to respond guys... 1. Why do you insist that I take care of you when you're sick, but you won't when I am? 2. Why do guys my age (23) not want to date a single mother? 3. Why do you drink so much? 4. Would you date me? 5. Are you loyal? Anyone feel free to respond.

my five question for women is :- 1. Why women are jealous to see others household goods. 2. Why women hides her age and income by saying lie. 3. Why women keens to purchase jewellery and bangles. 4. Can women be stronger than men physically in future. 5. Why women is so kind hearted, soft spoken, devoted to sacrifice etc. please give me reply. thanks.

since i am a man i have to ask these five questions: 1.why always man initiate the feeling? 2.are women always innocent? 3.why they couln't express clearly what they want? 4.why they are so proudy? 5.what things made them happy?

My 5 questions for the men: 1. What do you mean you have extra pieces and parts left over? I thought you put it back together the way it was when you started. 2. Did you take the trash out? 3. We are broke and can't pay the rent. And you went to the auction, why???? 4. You bought a chandelier at the auction, why?? (we already had a chandelier) 5. You wanted a dog. Did you feed the dog??

1. why do you always think you're right 2. why d'you think you're smart..even though your not 3. why do you make fun of some women 4. have you tried putting some make-ups? 5. have you felt the way we feel??

For women 1. How many accessories do you have? 2. When was the last time you had your shopping? 3. How was the gossip going? 4. How many strands of your hair have you loose while combing? 5. Have you eaten too much this day?