Religious philosophies of the world in a nutshell
By pcsilva
@pcsilva (29)
Philippines
March 30, 2007 10:34pm CST
Please, before anyone comments, this is a joke. I don't intend to offend anyone, I just find it funny. I'm not an atheist, I'm a catholic but I just love a good joke or two.
Catholicism: if s**t happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: S**t won't happen if I work harder.
Judaism: why does s**t always happen to me?
Buddhism: When s**t happens, is it really s**t?
Islam: if s**t happens, blame the infidels
Hinduism: this s**t happened before.
Hare Krishna: s**t happens Ramah Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: lets smoke this S**t!
3 responses
@liveonlove (350)
• India
31 Mar 07
George Halas
Years ago famed Chicago Bears coach George Halas was screaming at a referee from outside the designated coaching area when the ref slapped George with a 5 yard penalty.
Halas threw down his hat and yelled at the referee, "You imbecile, it's a fifteen yard penalty, not a five yarder for coaching outside the box!"
To which the referee supposedly replied, "I know, but the way you coach George, it'll only be five".
@xfallenxlostx (2074)
• United States
31 Mar 07
Hahahahahaha. Well, i thought this was really funny.
