Jokes
By vicat506
@vicat506 (132)
United States
March 31, 2007 10:27am CST
I had these sent to me and I thought they were great:
One day a man came home to find his wife lying in bed dressed up in a sexy nightie. "Tie me up" she said, "and you can do whatever you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
A woman came home one day screeching into the driveway, and ran into the house. "I won the lottery," she screamed to her husband at the top of her lungs, "pack your bags!" The husband replied, "oh my god! What should I pack? Mountain stuff? Beach stuff?" The wife said back, "doesn't matter, just get the hell out."
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
4 responses
@raveena (1353)
• India
31 Mar 07
Not long after his marriage, Joe and his father, met for lunch. "Well, son," asked the father, "how is married life treating you?"
"Not very well, I'm afraid," sighed Joe. "It seems I married a nun."
"A nun?" his father questioned.
"That's right," moaned Joe. "None in the morning, none at night, and none at all unless I beg!"
Joe's father nodded knowingly and slapped his boy on the back a couple of times.
"Why don't we all get together for dinner tonight and have a nice talk?"
Joe smiled, "Say, Dad, that's a great idea!"
"Fine," replied the father, "I'll call home and tell the Mother Superior to set two extra plates."
@LilyoftheThorns (12918)
• United States
19 Apr 07
LOL! I loved the first and last one,but I thought the second one was just sad! That would be so sad if it actually happened to someone, aww lol. But I really liked the last one, that was funny. "...one person is always right and the other perosn is the husband."
