Guys - what do you wear to the beach?

I will wear swimming short i love to wear this types of shorts.

Ok LOL I'm not a guy...HOWEVER I am one of the ppl who has to watch/witness/see etc guys on the beach and IMHO...men should NOT wear thongs...male strippers shouldnt even wear thongs....well ok maybe male strippers but THATS IT! LOL ;-) Honestly I dont give a CRAP how hot bodied a guy is speedos are just wrong on so many levels IMO...Same with chubby women...they shouldnt wear thongs either or skimmpy bikinis and so on....The last thing I need to see when I'm on the beach with my kids/family and friends is a 5' tall 600lb woman stuffed into a bikini that my 2 yr old neice could wear :-0 OR a man's gigglie bits through his speedo OR the hair on his butt cause he's wearing a thong....oh hell no LMFAO

I wear aussiebum shorts - they are so cool