Do you own a Sword?

I have a machete that I keep in my truck for both protection and other practical reasons. At work (I'm in theater) and we have a pretty good selection in storage and some of them are pretty cool. We have several sabers, a set of fantasy-style cutlass swords, some roman short swords, a katana, an "Excalibur," several rapiers, daggers, and two cane swords. It's a pretty neat job sometimes, no one ever wants me to get too mad, I have access to way too much destructive stuff! *evil chuckle*

I have a sabre, a Gurkha (not really a sword but close enough). I also hav e a variety of pocket knives, some for collection/decoration, some for practical everyday carry (protection, opening boxes, etc.)