A Little Mommy Humor
By Michele21
@Michele21 (3093)
United States
April 2, 2007 10:19pm CST
Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY wanted for Mother's Day, Birthday's, whenever....
10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda
without any "floaties" (ie, backwash).
9. To have my daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in
that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi Ya
Mom!" just as I put a razor to my ankle.
6. A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt (Matt Damon
for me!).
5. For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and
a job all in the same day!"
4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at
the checkout line.
3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have someone
moan, "Oh no! Why me...!"
1. Four words:Fisher Price Play Prison!
5 responses
@momoffour (93)
• United States
3 Apr 07
I really enjoyed that thank you for brightening my day. I cannot remember the last time I ate a candy bar alone. The eye rolling from my daughter is another thing I can certainly relate to... and the Fisher Price play prision... I love it.
@sweetgirl_k1 (3972)
• United States
3 Apr 07
That is good. I'll have to share that with some of my friends that are mom's because that is so true. My son is only 10 months old and he will crawl into the bathroom and pull the curtain back and look in at you and laugh so I can relate to number 7. LOL Thanks for sharing.
@lightningMD (5931)
• United States
3 Apr 07
that was great and oh so true..thanks for sharing it...
@duchangle (8)
• China
3 Apr 07
i guess you are very happy,are they your daughter and son? and they are very lovely!
(i am a chinese and my english is poor,if there are some mistakes in my response please point out,and i will correct the next time.thank you !)
