jokes for you for a lighter world..share your jokes..respond pls
By bettyrose20
@bettyrose20 (997)
Philippines
April 3, 2007 3:19am CST
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation:
"Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most
difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard.
Well, you know how she is.
"Yes, I remember you warned me. I remember you told me that
she was a vile creature who would make my life miserable and
you begged me not to marry her.
"You were perfectly right.
"You want to speak with her? All right." He looks up from the
telephone and calls to his wife in the next room:
"Gladys, your mother wants to talk to you!"
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@lonely_f16 (2146)
• Philippines
3 Apr 07
Carol received a parrot for her birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least rude.
Carol tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything she could think of to try and set a good example...
Nothing worked. She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, Carol put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments she heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming - then suddenly there was quiet.
Carol was frightened that she might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Carol's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."
Carol was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
credits to: funny.com
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@y4175317 (204)
• Indonesia
4 Apr 07
best in the land
a group of hikers are led through the US wilderness by a guide. on the third day,the hikers notice that they have been traveling in circles.
"we are lost!" one of men complains."i thought you said you were the bet guide in the United State."
"I am" the guide answers,"but i think we may have wandered into Canada"
