New Medications for Women!! I need some.....Ragamat!

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One of my friends sent me this and I just had to share it with all of the lady mylotters! Guys you might get a kick out this too! I think I need some Ragamat! Which one do you think you could most use? New Medications Advances in science have lead to new medicines that make the lives of women around the world a little better... Damitol Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours. St. Mom's Wort Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. Peptobimbo Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. Dumerol When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music. Flipitor Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. Antiboyotics When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up. Menicillin Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... can we get naked now?" Buyagra Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. Extra Strength Buy-One-all When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura. JackAsspirin Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. Antitalksident A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. Sexcedrin More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome. Ragamat When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging at him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.