Just some funny, clever stuff

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if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches? why does a round pizza come in a square box? why doesnt a glue stick to its bottle? why do you still call it building when it is already built? if it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for? If you arent supposed to drink & drive, why do bars have parking lots? can you atleast explain some?