Not your usural definitions
By ElicBxn
@ElicBxn (63595)
United States
April 3, 2007 10:56pm CST
Definitions Not in Dictionary
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
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2 responses
@Kainaz (83)
• India
4 Apr 07
Ok here are a few new ones for you..
SHAVING.. An exercise which a man does to distinguish himself from a monkey.
ZOO.. A refugee camp where animals are protected from men.
HEREDITY.. Something people believe in only if they have a bright child.
MAINTAINANCE FREE.. That means when a thing breaks it can't be fixed.
Wife.. The woman who stands by her husband through all the trouble he wouldn't have had if he would have stayed single.
GOSSIP.. A way of saying nothing that leaves nothing unsaid.
MOTHER-IN-LAW.. A person when too near goes too far.
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
5 Apr 07
These are also good definitions, Kainaz. The mother-in-law one is tooooooooo true.
@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
5 Apr 07
Thanks for the chuckle, ElicBxn. They should be in the dictionary as alternate definitions, especially the Chickens one. lol
