Do you like it when someone come and dig your nose?
By wins902007
@wins902007 (133)
Romania
April 4, 2007 4:46am CST
George W.Bush: Why is making love so enjoyable?
Osama bin Laden: well, of course , because it is the same as you dig your nose with
your finger.
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George W.Bush: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
Osama bin Laden: As i have experienced it, i know it. Of course, let's say you walk
along the beach and suddenly..... someone come and... dig your nose
................do youl hate it?
5 responses
@alen0224 (527)
• China
4 Apr 07
LOL!A good comparison! Thanks for sharing & let's go on:
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swinging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks.
" Do you know her?"
" Yes," sighs the husband," She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
" Oh my God!" says the wife," Who would you think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
@liveonlove (350)
• India
4 Apr 07
It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:
"Ames" "Here!"
"Jenson" "Here!"
"Jones" "Here!"
"Magersky" "Here!"
"Seeback"
No answer.
"Seeback!"
No answer was heard again.
"SEEBACK!!!" The troops remained totally silent.
At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.
