Want a haircut?-------Joke that I think you will enjoy
By alen0224
@alen0224 (527)
China
April 4, 2007 11:51am CST
A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks," How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and say," About two hours." Then the guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks," How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says," About two hours." Then the guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks," How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says," About an hour and a half." Again, the guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says," Hey, Billy, follow that guy and see where he goes." After a little while, Billy comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks," Billy, where did he go when he left here?"
Billy looks up and says," TO YOUR HOUSE."
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@liveonlove (350)
• India
7 Apr 07
4 men - a Marathi, Bengali, Gujrati and our Santa were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
The next morning, first up was the Marathi. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, he replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President.
Next up was the Gujrati, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. "A blink," replied the Gujju almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president.
Next was the Bengali, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. The Bengali thought for a moment, "Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately." "That's a great answer," replied the president.
Finally, it was our Santa's turn. "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. Scratching his head Santa replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light....."
