To go to heaven
By vicky19810
@vicky19810 (1600)
China
April 5, 2007 6:22am CST
Sunday school teacher asked:"hands up all those who want to go to heaven?hands up ...what about you,Terry?you haven't got your hand up,don't you want to go to heaven?"
Terry answered:"i can not.my mum told me to go straight home after school."
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@liveonlove (350)
• India
5 Apr 07
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC.
A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag.
The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?" replied the curious brother "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."