Have you heard of Murphy's Law??

Lololol Tir I think that the Cat would land on its Feet and the Toastbutter side up as the Cat is heavier then the Toast lol

Let's look at this scientifically, shall we? :-) The added weight of the butter to one side of the toast, plus the added aerodynamics of the smooth butter versus the comparatively rough texture of the unbuttered side are waht cause the toast to turn butter-side down during free-fall, regardless of its position when dropped. A falling cat uses its tail and flexable spine to flip itself in mid air so that its feet are under it. The cat is infact, fighting its natural aerodynamice to do this, since its body is generally heavier than its legs and the fur, being all over the body, give no decernable advantage. So the cat must deliver enough mechanical force to overcome its own inertia and attitude. Since the cat uses active forces to overcome its natural disposition (to fall on its back) one would presume that this active force would also be able to counter the passive forces of the buttered toast. Unless, of course you had a very big piece of toast with lots of butter and a very high drop... hmmm... I believe we should seek a research grant for further investigation of this phenomenon, using cat sized pieces of toast, and lifelike cat robots (real cats don't take to this kind of experiment particularly well, especailly the second time you try to tie toast to them and they know what's coming).

If we were talking about my cat, she wouldn't 'allow' us to tie a piece of toast to her back in the first place. Even though she's normally a very affectionate cat, she'd be doing her best to nip our fingers, while hissing at the same time. If we did succeed, she'd find a way to wriggle loose of the rope/whatever, and would proceed to lick all of the butter off of the toast, hence resulting in a failed experiment.

I like this: " you will always find something in the last place you look"(and is soooooooo true),and "When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,it will work perfectly." lol... ...as about "everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work..."...we just proof with mylot..ha ha ha... augusta