Need a push?
By CatEyes
@CatEyes (2448)
United States
April 5, 2007 11:33pm CST
I got this from a friend and thought you would kick a kick out of it, I did. The ending was not what I expected.
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance," says
the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and
returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help
him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and
those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
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8 responses
@777330975 (331)
• Sri Lanka
6 Apr 07
Hy thats a good one, I didnt expect that ending. Its hillareous. Keep it up
@tinamwhite (3252)
• United States
6 Apr 07
That was hilarious!!! I did not expect the ending...not even close...Bet the wife got an earful when hubby returned inside..Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!!!!