Need a push?

@CatEyes (2448)
United States
April 5, 2007 11:33pm CST
I got this from a friend and thought you would kick a kick out of it, I did. The ending was not what I expected. A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
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@weemam (13372)
6 Apr 07
This is the second time I have heard this and it still made me laugh , the first time was when our minister used it in her sermon one Sunday and she had all of the congregation laughing , Thanks for reminding me of that day again xx
@Katlady2 (9904)
• United States
6 Apr 07
LOL! That was definitely not the ending I was expecting. That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh today hon.
• Canada
6 Apr 07
That is so good. Definately not what you expect to read.
@777330975 (331)
• Sri Lanka
6 Apr 07
Hy thats a good one, I didnt expect that ending. Its hillareous. Keep it up
@davis123 (507)
• United States
6 Apr 07
hah a push
@pengqing (217)
• China
6 Apr 07
If the husband that his wife would never forgive me!
@lilaclady (28207)
• Australia
6 Apr 07
Thats a good little joke, the ending wasn't what I expected either...good one thanks...
@tinamwhite (3252)
• United States
6 Apr 07
That was hilarious!!! I did not expect the ending...not even close...Bet the wife got an earful when hubby returned inside..Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!!!!