A little tale for you

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Couple go into jewellers He quite old, she young dolly bird. They look at all sorts of items. The old man watching the young womans reactions. The jeweller brings out a tray of diamond rings. Her face lights up the shop. "Go on try on whatever you like" says the old man. She tries on a massive ring and shows the old man."This is loverlee" she says. "How much" says the old man. "£45,000" replies the jeweller. "Does it fit properly" says old man to young lady. "Fits just perfect" she replies. Turning to the jeweller the man says "If I write you a cheque now can we come in and pick up the ring after the weekend" "Of course you can I will ring you as soon as I hear from your bank about the finances" On Monday morning the old man gets a phone call. "That cheque bounced and the bank says your account is overdrawn" says the jeweller. "Yes I know" The man replies. "Can you just imagine what sort of weekend I have had"