for all those who r married or getting married soon :)

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~getting married is something like going wid frnds to a restaurant.u order wht u want then,when u see wht the other person has,u wish u have ordered that. ~ man:is there any way to live long? dr :yeah,get married man:will it help? dr :no,but thought of long life will never come ~why do couples hold hands during their wedding? its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before a fight begins!! ~wife:darling today is our anniversary,wht should we do? husband:let us stand in silence for two minutes. ~it's funny when people discuss love marriage or arranged. its just like asking someone,if sucide is better or being murdered. ~if u r married,plzzzzz ignore this message, for everyone else:happy independence day... ~man recives telegram:wife dead should be buried or cremated? man:dont take any chance,burn and then burry the ashes ~prospective husband:do u have a book called 'man,the master of women' sales girl:sir,the fiction department is on other side. ~fact of life:one women brings u in this world crying and the other ensures contiue u to do so for the rest of life..... ~Q:why law does not permit a man to marry a second woman? A:becoz as per law u can not be punished twice for the same offence.......... :):):):):):):):):)