What would you do in a talent contest?
By inked4life
@inked4life (4224)
United States
April 6, 2007 7:14pm CST
Imagine that you were in a Mr/Miss America type pageant and it came time for the talent portion (if I was in the contest they would have to do this BEFORE the swimsuit portion as the entire audience and judges panel would have fled the building in horror at the site of me in a thong speedo, banana hamock type deal), what would your talent be...would you sing, tell a joke, dance? I would most likely stand on one hand and balance a beach ball on my nose, whilst slapping my belly with my free hand in an attempt to SEAL the victory....(*stop, oh my sides are aching*)
Let's hear it, whats your talent?
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4 responses
@tallpaulno44a (1574)
• United States
7 Apr 07
Well, you've got me laughing! I guess I would tell a joke, and then wish for world peace.
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@inked4life (4224)
• United States
7 Apr 07
Nice...the World peace line always goes over well with the judges...thanks for the response.
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@freak369 (5113)
• United States
7 Apr 07
Common decency and one hell of a restrictive content filter prohibit me from disclosing what I would do in a talent competition. Sorry, no matter how I try to phrase it, I keep getting errors when I try to post it so I guess it will have to be left up to the wickedly sinful and carnal minds to try and figure out that juicy little nugget of information.
Is there really a Mr. America pagent?
@robespeirre (107)
• United States
15 Apr 07
what a hoot a bit my mean hula hooping would beat your beat your act hands down course I'd have to get one of them fancy ones that make the swoop swoop sound.
@lilyoungfella (1196)
• Philippines
7 Apr 07
uhm.. lets see... eat some fire? put my head into the lions mouth?.. be human canon?.. lolz.. thats insane..!! i dont think its talent contest anymore.. its CIRCUS!! *laughing
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