Now that is just nuts!
By mummymo
@mummymo (23706)
April 7, 2007 12:18pm CST
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,
when
a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful
of
almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about
eight
times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the
almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible
because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
Whereupon the old lady Answers, "We just love the chocolate around
them."
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@weemam (13372)
•
7 Apr 07
you are not going to believe this but this story dis actually happen to me , when I was 16 I worked in the co-op and I used to go to the homes of old people and collect their grocery orders every week , and a man gave me nuts , I found out weeks later that it was the almonds from his sugared almonds , hey thanks pal that will make another discussion I can use if you dont mind , I still go Yuck thinking about it lol , he stayed in torbrex
@vwlssknght (653)
• United States
12 Apr 07
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C: Crud
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