Are You Kidding?
By Rozie37
@Rozie37 (15499)
Turkmenistan
April 7, 2007 9:29pm CST
What starting salary are you looking for? the head of human resources asks the newly graduated engineer at the end of a job interview.
Going for it, the guy says, Well, sir, I was thinking about $125,000, depending on the benefits package.
Okay, the HR director says. How about five weeks' vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, 100% company match for your 401(k) and a Porsche for your company car?
The engineer gasps and says, Wow! Are you kidding? Yeah, he replies. But you started it.
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@huggiebear22 (2007)
• Canada
8 Apr 07
Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."
The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"
Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."
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@vwlssknght (653)
• United States
12 Apr 07
OCR - Optical Character Recognition
A technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough on the paper, and you're prepared to spend several centuries correcting all the 1's that came out as l's, all the O's that came out as 0's, and all the :'s that come out like ;'s.
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