What is your weirdest lie?

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Lies, we've all did it atleast once. We make them up when we're late for work or school, or when we don't feel like taking responsibility. What's the weirdest lie you have ever told? Mine would be when I was young I would take the magazines with the lingerie catalogs in them. But they were in a foreign language, so when my parents asked me what I was going to do with them I would simply tell them I liked reading in a foreign language (I didn't understand a word of it, and I guess they knew that).