What are some of the Funniest sayings your Mom used to say to you?

My mom would always tell me and my sister "Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!" and the famous "I've got eyes in the back of my head, I'm watching you". She and my aunt had this thing.. I don't even know why they did it, but they'd both say "Whyyyyyyyyyyme" (sounds like whine) in really funky voices... Sometimes they'd mix it up, and say different things like "Chime whyyyyyyyyyme".. lol..

There's no way I can beat those. I'm laughing here so much that I'm crying. I know one thing for sure, the things my Mom said I swore I'd never say and guess what? I'm saying them. Like, "I've got eyes in the back of my head" (my 2 dd's actually believed it like I did!), or if "You don't sit still I'm gonna slap you still". Another one of her favorites was "Because I said so". So these may not be funny, but they sure bring back some good memories.

One my g/f said to me recently was different."You are a few marbles short of a full deck".I just looked at her and could say "What???"

The only one I really remember is when my mom would say "I am going to see a man about a horse" when she would go to the bathroom.I do not remember much else about her.

My mom was born in Virginia and her sayings were like the ones your mom would say. Her favorite was "I'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail". Just picturing it would send me into giggle fits every time!

I remember going shopping with my mother, and she'd hold my hand to cross the street and say "Ooo, your hands are like pieces of toast". I always had warm hands, whatever the weather! She also had "the look" that most mothers seem to have (I did with my kids), and my brothers and I would tremble; she didn't need to utter a word. "Have you got ants in your pants" was another one if I wouldn't sit still whilst she brushed my hair. Lovely memories, and we end up being just like our own mothers with these sayings.

My mother had a couple of sayings when we did something stupid. If you had another brain it would be lonesome, use your head for something besides a hatrack or to keep your ears apart. My step dad, when someone burped, would always say....if you were down there you would want to come up too. Everytime mom was talk of the past she would say....when I was knee-high to a grasshopper. When she got really angry she would say....chit and two are eight and four's a dozen. I guess like most mothers I always knew I was in trouble when she used my full name. When I did something bad (and was warned three times to stop) my dad was always say.....wait until we get home....and when we did and was preparing to spank my butt he would always say....this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you.....yeah. But he spanked me only hard enough for me to remember not to do it again...yeah....I was a rebel and deserved every spanking I got. Another thing my Mom would say when she asked me a question and I was reluctant to answer was.....We're gonna sit here until the cows come home or until I get an answer....which will he be?