"Best topics" of mylot
By astroo13
@astroo13 (963)
India
April 9, 2007 10:27am CST
Here is a collection of some of the so called best and quality discussions I found in mylot. I have taken the liberty to add some solutions for their problems. Please feel free to add or comment on these. Regards
Problem: I "think" my neighbor is having an affair
Solution: Call the FBI. Tell them your neighbor is a suspected terrorist selling secret documents hidden in her body. If possible try to go undercover in their operation.
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GET A LIFE
Problem: I saw my friends fiancee with some other guy
Solution: Call the cops. Tell them to beat the hell out of the person and make them tell the truth
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You can decide for yourself stop asking people who doesn't know you or your friends
Problem: I saw a person in a mall wearing pajamas
Solution:Give the person a 1000$ to buy clothes
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STOP going to the mall
Problem: I am going to quit mylot
Solution:Mylot should beg you to continue and give you an apology and give you 50$ for your every response
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who cares. If you want to announce that to your friends make use of the private message facility
Problem: My dog or cat attacked another animal
Solution: Check whether your animal is currently a member of any terrorist organization
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contact the vet
Problem: If mylot stops paying would you be still here
Solution: I will be still here because mylot increases my IQ and know about other peoples affairs
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I will quit because I like to make some money while doing this.
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2 responses
@mipen2006 (5528)
• Australia
11 Apr 07
Very entertaining post. I'm sure if you tried you could find many more in the same caliber. I enjoyed your wit.