It Finally happened!!!!!!!!!!
By wonderverb
@wonderverb (152)
Canada
April 9, 2007 10:38pm CST
I'm so excited to share this with everyone but please try to keep a low key on this one.
Those of you who remember Wilderr67, I'm back and going by WonderVerb, but I'm the same old guy.
Hopefully you will remember my discussion about my wife and her problem.....lol....no not that one! The other one....Her inability to pass gas in front of me, this is not a joke...lol...this is serious stuff here, I was very concerned about her. Many of you made some great comments, the majority of you agreed she was lady and didn't feel right doing it in front of me....lol...well, well, well have things changed.
You see my darling beautiful wife finally let one escape, it was the most beautiful of thundering shocks I have ever heard. It was like walking through a beautiful park surrounded by tall green trees and a calm river with lovely flowers in bloom and oh the sweet birds and then...... BOOM, THE LOUDEST THUNDER STRIKE FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE!!!!!!!
Ah, all my worries and concern for her health all went away, with one loud bang I knew she was finally like the rest of us.
In her defence, we did have alot to eat over this Easter holiday and I guess she couldn't hold it in any more....God Bless my Baby.
Tell me truth ladies, don't you ever just wish you could let one go without holding it in?
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16 responses
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
11 Apr 07
I don't see why girls should have the problem...it's you boys. You simply cannot control your basic bodily functions. I don't like to hear men doing it or smell it. The dog I can handle but not you blokes. It's discourteous and disrespectful. If you cannot control yourself, leave the room, go to the bathroom and shut the door. Or go outside and walk far away.
It's insulting to do those things in the prescence of others (unless you're a bunch of disgusting giggling or guffawing men). You know perfectly well it's unacceptable or there wouldn't be so many smutty jokes and people would be farting their bums off all over the place.
You don't do it in restaraunts, or public transport or in the supermarket...you can control it when you feel you have to so don't do it in front of your lady wife. Have some care and concern for her sensibilities.
@cynddvs (2948)
• United States
10 Apr 07
Oh that is just great LOL! I am just like your wife. I can't stand the thought of letting one go in front my fiance. Even though he does it ALL the time around me and he's even seen my give birth I just still can't stand the thought of farting in front of him. I have let one slip every now and then. Either he will make fun of me for days or we will blame it on our daughter lol. She has some crazy gas to be such a little girl lol.
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@wonderverb (152)
• Canada
10 Apr 07
lol...our youngest is going to be 1 next week and whoaaaa can that little angel let them go too....who knew milk had so many gas causing agents in it.
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@raijin (10345)
• Philippines
11 Apr 07
Good thing to have you here once again, wilderr667, err.. wonderverb!;)
I remember you and some of your posts, and also your wife. As she also became a member here, as I wonder why she didn't continue her stint?
Anyways, I hope you get more active here once again. I will surely be waiting for some of your good posts here, as I find them good and fun to read.
Thanks and goodluck!;)
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@fliffy555 (1044)
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10 Apr 07
If Im totally honest i do. I have been with my fella for about 2 years now and after 18 months i got tired of holding it in. He kept turning round to me (like you) asking if i was ok cuz i never did. I will only do it infront of him though. Anyone else around I hold it in again.
Oh and why did you change your name???
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@wonderverb (152)
• Canada
10 Apr 07
Wilderr67 said a few bad things to a few members here so I was banned....I did apoligize I was wrong for being rude and breaking the MyLot rules and they were kind enough to let me back.
Back to the issue at hand....lol...my wife finally farted...lol...I'm so proud of her I just hope she doesn't start blowing bombs like I do.
Whats really funny though, is that she denies doing it.
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@foogirl (87)
• United States
10 Apr 07
Sometimes you just gotta let it go. I'm happy that she decided to come to the otherside :D
Don't give her a hard time, she's got to get used to it first!! You don't want to scare her back to her "old" ways. Thanks for the laugh...oops...I think I almost tooted! LOL!!!
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@brendalee (6082)
• United States
19 Apr 07
Its so great to see you back. I really missed your discussions. I can't believe it took me so long to find you. I just happened to be looking at the new discussions and there you were. Welcome back! As for your wife, I am happy to hear of her milestone event. And to be honest, I very seldom hold them in.
@ethanmama (1745)
• Philippines
19 Apr 07
Hello, nice to see you back! Well, it's really hard for us women to just "let it go" because we've been taught that that's not ladylike :).
@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
10 Apr 07
Oh that is wonderful!!! I hope she made a point to rip a big stinky one right in front of you. She is a nice lady. You should be nice to her. Yes, bless your baby. She did good. With a little practice, she might learn to blow you out of the room or blast holes in the cushions of the chairs. See what you have taught her. Now we will have to send her back to charm school and it is all your fault.
@wonderverb (152)
• Canada
10 Apr 07
Hi royal....lol....its so good to be back, I missed you all.
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@royal52gens (5488)
• United States
10 Apr 07
I missed you two also. I am glad you are back. As for this issue, you will now have to be careful around her. Be on guard and stay aleart!!! Watch out for the silent but deadly ones. Perhaps, you should go to Walmart and get a gas mask for your own protection. I think the gas masks are on sale this week.
@princeworthy (1909)
• United States
20 Apr 07
I am glad that you know she is human just like the rest of us. I don't ever have a problem doing it in front of my husband. I used to hold it in but I have had surgery that makes it very painful to hold it in. I am like most other women though and I will hold it in around other people. He is the lucky er...unlucky one who gets to see er.. um.. hear me as I really am. LOL!
@carolscash (9492)
• United States
17 Apr 07
Glad to have you back as I enjoy your talks so much. However, let me say that I sure feel sorry for your wife. She must have a great sense of humor as you always seem to have something to say about her. Poor woman!!
@coolseeds (3919)
• United States
20 Apr 07
Did you know Wilderr67 still has a profile page full of discussions?
@ChrisRock619 (1040)
• United States
10 Apr 07
Oh my...LOL. That's just really funny. Anyway it's only natural to have gas here and there, but I wouldn't do it just around anyone, I even try my hardest not to do it in front of my girlfriend. Sometimes it can be funny, but it's all about timing. Also to continuously do it around people though it's very good. It's just my take on things. But congrats to your woman for opening up and finally letting her fart rip in front of you HAHA. Finally, welcome back to Mylot :)
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@Marie2473 (8512)
• Sweden
16 Apr 07
Welcome back _ sure glad to have u here. Never understood why you were deleted in tht first place =)
anyways I do at times NOT hold it in infront of my bf, just because I can´t *lol*
@amylou8521 (324)
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17 Apr 07
Ha ha ha yet again i have let out a chuckle at something you have written! I have been with my partner 3 years, we have a child together, yet i have never ever done this in front of him!
But i do think i have abnormal issues in this dept anyway! I wont even go to the toilet if he is in the same house, well my house anyway, as i cant go anywhere else!
Its not just my partner either, its anyone!
Anytime, anywhere i go to the toilet i flush it as i walk in!
I think our relationship would go to a whole new level if i 'did the deed' in front of him! I cant even write down the word let alone do it!
I congratulate you on you're recent discovery about you're wife! And very proud of her! Now she has done it once, she wont stop!
