What has your child said or done that was really funny?

One day while looking out the window my daughter (5 years old) saw a dog. She looked at me and in all seriousness says 'Mom Can we give Owen and Ian (her brothers - 17 months and 3 months) to Auntie Debbi and get a dog instead' LOL it was soooo funny! BTW - I her that we had to keep the brothers!

That is so funny! :D My son is still pretty young (15 months) but he can already talk. We frequently play with him, tossing a blanket over him and pretending that he has vanished and asking "Uh, oh, what happened to Dorian? Is he lost?" Well, over Holy Week, my husband was gone virtually all the time, playing in the processional bands. Since he is usually only working outside the home in the morning, my son really missed him. One day, it was getting late and he kept asking for his papa. I told him he was at work. Finally he went to the door and started yelling "PAPA! You lost? PAPA! You lost?"

I don't have any kids but I have lots of nephews and godkids..one day, my friend and I were in the beauty supple store and my god son was with us..he looked up at his mother as we were looking for hair for her to get her hair braided and had this look on his face..when we got to the counter, he looked at the saleslady and said "my mommy has hair just like this at home..when she took it off, she put it in the closet." I was on the floor crying..the look on his face was so serious!