What is the funniest thing your child had ever said?

That is cute. I love to listen to children because they do say the funniest things. They also tend to tell things that I am sure parents did not want anyone else to know. My nephew when he was little told his mom that Mr. and Mrs. Pric_k (had to added the _ so mylot would take it) were outside. My sister gasped and said "what did you say?" He said "You know the pric_ks next door." Well this older coupled lived between my sister and another neighbor who had a lot of boys who called them that so my nephew thought that was there last name*L* My sister only prayed he had never said hi to them using what he thought was their last name.

a niece who was about 3 said to his uncle "that's mommy and daddy when they were happy" while pointing at her parents' wedding portrait. that was just funny since it sounded like her parents were only happy during the wedding and unhappy after having kids.

There are so many funny things my son says that it's hard to keep track of all of them! And he's not quite three years old yet. His pronunciation of certain things can be quite hilarious. When he first started saying 'hedgehog' it sounded like he was saying 'headjob'. And when he said 'sweetheart' it sounded like 'retard'. Oh, but the funniest one I can remember right now though is back when I was attending yoga classes. He was right around 2 and a half years old, and he was big on yogurt at the time (which he called wodurt). And when we'd speak of yoga, he called it 'woda'. So I leave, telling him I was going to my yoga class. When I got back home, he asks me, 'you go to woda?' and I answered 'yep!' and he then looks at me and says, 'Was it yummy?' I had to stop and think for a second, before I realized that he thought I said I was going to yogurt! lol. Priceless!

I'll tell you that my son said something, which at the time wasn't very funny, but looking back at it, it was very cute. I was angry about something that he did and I was scolding him. He was probably about three years old and I'm sure he didn't care for me looming over him with my angry expression. He just looked at me and said "You should have never had kids". I guess he thought I wasn't being a very good mother. Thankfully, he changed his mind about that.

I have 3 kids, and the one thing that I seem to remember best is my oldest saying, when she was 3, "You have issues." We then laughed a bit, and she looked at my boyfriend of the time, and proceeded to say, "You have issues in your pants." We had tears rolling down our cheeks, for it was said in perfect innocence. Another thing was done by a friend of mine's child, who made up a cheer. It went something like this: "Like, oh, my god, I just got a manicure. The sun up there is shining on my gorgeous hair. 34 34 I don't know the stupid score. Win win Fight fight figure out the score tonight." I swear, when I first heard it, the way the girl's voice was, and how fast she said it, I thought she was saying stupid wh*re stupid wh*re for 34 34. I'm sorry if what that says offends anyone, just saying what I thought I heard, and how funny it was.

My son is also about 1 year and 8 months old and he only knows a few words. But one thing that makes me laugh is not the words that he says but his expressions. Whenever me and my wife would laugh, and when my sons sees us laughing, he always would jump in and laugh with frantically. That is just the funniest thing my son does.

lol..that was too cute!! Last year my son and i..he was 3 yrs old..well we were looking at our photo albums..of when he was a baby and then we came upon a pic of when i was pregnant..and my tummy was shown and i said." See this is when you were in mommy's tummy!!" and then he says,,hahahah,.,you ready? eyes wide open and pale as a ghost he says.." you mean you ate ME!!!! "HAHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard i almost fell of the chair!!

i have no kids, but i have something to share that is too funny to pass up! a friend of mine has a 3 year old, and he asked her about the birds and the bees. mostly he wanted to know where babies come from (yes, at age 3!!!). so mom explained as best as she could in 3-year old language, saying the baby stays in mom's belly, etc. at the end of the whole conversation, what was the child's biggest concern? 'mama, where does the baby make a poo?'

Once we went out to my friends house and when we returned my friend asked my child to say bye bye. But he just waved his hand , then she again asked him to say bye bye by opening his mouth. She meant that to say by saying it in words . But he understood wrongly and waved again with his mouth wide open. We all had a good laugh.

My son then about 3, once said the poo has gone to the shop to get a potato cake! The bizarre thing was I thought he was hinting that he wanted one - but he was just saying it for no reason.

My son is 14 months old. When he poops, I always say "Uh oh, Elliott needs a diaper change! He's starting to smell!" and then I go change him. Yesterday he was sitting on Daddy's lap, when Daddy passed gas. Elliott looked at him and then me and said "Uh oh Mama! Daddy need diaper change! He smell!"

My first husband and I had a girl weiner dog named Barney. Brandon-my son-who was 3 years old at the time-asked what his 'boy part' was. I told him in the most honest way "That is your p@nis."He got a very funny look on his face and said, "Huh uh. It's a tail just like what Barney has." I remember this verbatim; and still laugh about it. Kids are so cute sometimes.

they lashed out at both the prosecutor who doggedly pursued them and reporters who were enthralled by the prospect they were guilty.

Lol My Neice one day sayed Yaba Daba Doo Doo She got it from school. I was like waaaa!!! And She repeated it everytime she wants to say a curse word.

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