Kids say the dangdest things, don't they?

United States
April 11, 2007 11:52pm CST
A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" ((((are you ready for this??)))) The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".
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Windrunner
@Windrunner (477)
• Pakistan
20 Apr 07
a very sly girl.
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Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
20 Apr 07
I thought so.
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kitchenwitchoftupper
@kitchenwitchoftupper (2290)
• United States
13 Apr 07
Da.Da.Da....... Great ending, thanks for the giggle ~Donna
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Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
14 Apr 07
I thought it was cute :) Thanks for stopping by, Donna. --Shannon
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Thoroughrob
@Thoroughrob (11742)
• United States
12 Apr 07
Very cute, Thanks for the laugh. It does sound typical.
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Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
14 Apr 07
Anytime. I love to laugh, don't you?
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waynet
@waynet (2650)
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17 Apr 07
My son he must have been 3 at the time and we was in the supermarket at the check out and there was this fat woman with a huge mole on her head and she said to my son " a day out with dad eh? and my son followed her reply with uggghhhh! and the woman looked slightly puzzled looking on the floor and everywhere and my son then said theres a piece of poo on yer face. Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! I thought I needed an ambulance as I could not breath with laughing that much, and the woman thought I was a crazy loon!!
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waynet
@waynet (2650)
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19 Apr 07
Hahahaha, kids should have their own shows to showcase their comic talent!
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Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
19 Apr 07
That is a gooood one! Pat your kid on the head for me & tell him he's a good boy, the SpongeQueen said so, lol. Check what the baby of my family said to our stepgrandmonster's oldass aunt when told to give Aunt Edna a hug and kiss. My boy (must have been 3 or 4 years old then) says: "No, I don't wike dem winkles." That baby would not hug and kiss that old prune for a popsicle and a dollar! hahahaha
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Jaytech
@Jaytech (2251)
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19 Apr 07
Ironically, the woman was correct, you ARE a crazy loon, but I won't tell anyone, ooops :P
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Perry2007
@Perry2007 (2229)
• Philippines
8 May 07
lol... This one is great a humor in a real life story... That's why when adults try to say ' But what can you expect from kids?' I always tell adults not to underestimate the kids inteligence... hahaha
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Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
8 May 07
You're right, kids know a lot more than most adults give them credit for :D
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earn4u
@earn4u (77)
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12 Apr 07
My lovely daughter I remember was her first words when she was 9 months old, she said "dumb ugly b*tch!" I laughed and pee'd all over the place!
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Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
14 Apr 07
hahahaha! Poor kid had to change mom...hahahaha
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Shannon
@visitorinvasion (7709)
• United States
6 May 07
My mom just sent me a whole slew of silly things that kids say, lol. Check this out: When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors. (Valerie age 6)
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