Honestly guys we don't believe it , wink! wink!
By weemam
@weemam (13372)
April 12, 2007 2:38pm CST
Before you read this , I want to say that NOT ALL MEN are like this , My son Ros might read it , wink! wink!
Totally agree with all of the following, so what...!!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
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22 responses
@bkfuels (1603)
• Canada
13 Apr 07
That is great the only thing that is missing is their habit of loosing or miss placing things, my husband often looses his keys or locks them in the car, a week ago he lost $130.00, when he leaves the house very often he comes right back because he has forgotten something. Like the old saying goes it is a good thing his head is attached.
@sick4muzick (816)
• Philippines
12 Apr 07
Hi weemam. Another day full of smiles from you. I will have to put these nuggets of wisdom on men to use ...lol and see if it is really true. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt first. Now number 10 does scare me a bit since I have been thinking of it lately. I'm hoping it'll be a nice..GREAT eye opener hehehe. Warmest regards and have a great day.
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@sick4muzick (816)
• Philippines
12 Apr 07
Coming from you weemam, I'll take that advice to heart. I will. May I have that and more. God bless and may He continue showering blessings on you and your family. :)
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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13 Apr 07
This is brilliant hun, and I have taken the liberty of sharing it with some of my friends.
Another comment you might like to add would be
Leave a man alone and he will play with himself for hours
@honeyangel (1991)
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12 Apr 07
pmsl that is so true,thanx for the great joke
hubbie is going fine now after the op.has tostop smoking but has`nt.still havent found out what the growth were.
thanx for asking.how are your lovley family doing,all well i hope
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@sukumar794 (5040)
• Thiruvananthapuram, India
13 Apr 07
I would also make a little winking at your observations.All men donot behave like these.
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
12 Apr 07
Present company naturally excepted LOL! I have to say even as a man, I have to admit that most of these are true, I loved number 12 I think that was my most favourite and laughable of all of them, they were all good but that one stuck out, being a cynic when it comes to anything related to the bible.
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@Sweetpeas (738)
• Australia
12 Apr 07
ROFL, Ok I like that! I might have to share this one around I think ;) No Offence to the men ofcourse, its just nature lol. Thanks for sharing that hun xxx
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@mi2ok02 (406)
• United States
12 Apr 07
I have read these before and they are still great to read again! Love this!
Most of them are true in a slanted way. I have always liked the one about his mind being too little to be out wandering alone!
How about this one.........
If you want a committed man, look in the asylum!
