Here's a nice way to ruin a birthday party...

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TWhis was when I was a kid. My best friend had a birthday party at some pizza joint. So they put tabels together so all the kids could sit at this long table. I took a bit of my pizza and teh whole top started sliding off. I didn't want to drop it and risk making a mess, so I kept chewing. Then I had a wad of cheese so huge in my mouth that I was trying for the life of me to swallow. But there was still more cheese. I tried to bite it off, but still had so much of it in my mouth and throat. I can just remember feeling suffocated by cheese, cuz I couldn't get it out and I couldn't swallow it. So what did I do?? I threw up all over myself, the table, and my friend's plate. Probably grossed everyone else out as well. All I remember is the look on her face as she put down the pizza that she had just picked up, bacause it now had parts of my cheese wad on it. That's the only part of that party I remember. Have you ever ruined a party, or do you have a story of what another person did that was really bad?