guys rules?are they true guys?girls pls give the answer!

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We always hear the rules from the 'fema side'.. now hear are the rules from the male side! *Men are not mind readers! *Shopping is not a sport.And no we are never going to think that way! *CRYING is BLACKMAIL. *Ask for what you want.subtle hints do not work,strong hints dont work,obvious hints dont work,just say it! *Come to us only if you have a problem only if you you want help solving it.Thats what we do.Sympathy is what your gf's are for. *If you think you are fat you probably are!Dont ask us! *If something we said can be interpreted in 2 ways and one of the 2 ways makes you sad or angry we meant the other one! *whenever possible please say whatever you have to say during commercials! *If we ask what is wrong and you say "NOTHING" we will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying but its just worth the hassle! *If you ask a question you dont want an answer to expect an answer you dont want to hear!Hey guys dont u think this is really true in your case and gals what do you all think don't they really behave this way!???