Won the lottery, what would you do?
@margieanneart (26423)
United States
April 13, 2007 2:00pm CST
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said "Just get out."
6 responses
@silver1beans (281)
• United States
14 Apr 07
If I won the lottery I would buy a house. Pay off my Mom and Dad's house. Then buy a new computer. Give some to the American Red Cross for saving my Dad one time. And get alot of land so I can rent it out and make money on the renting then when land sky rockets in price. I will sell it all and move to Hawaii.
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@danishcanadian (28953)
• Canada
14 Apr 07
That's a good one. I wonder how many women have dreamed of doing preciesly that, were they to win the lottery. LOL Yea, get rid of the old guy, and enjoy the money on your own. LOL Great idea!! I think I'll keep my guy because i like him, but I can think of a lot of cases where getting rid of some guy would be a great idea. LOL Thanks again for sharing.
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@aidonia (4209)
• Greece
13 Apr 07
If I won the lottery first I'll stop work.I work hard for many hours at the day.....but I'll keep my husband.He is good man,husband and father.
I forget tell you that there is no way I earn the lottery because I don't never play or buy any kind lucky games....I'm very unlucky at these!!
@Fishmomma (11377)
• United States
13 Apr 07
If I won the lottery, we would buy a house. It would be out in the country with land to grow vegetables and fruit. We would have some cows and sheep.
If there was still money available, then we would use it towards buying an airplane, as my husband enjoys flying. He flew in the Air Force and enjoys small airplanes.
