texan buys spread joke:))

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A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel "Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid "ah'm looking yo buy a ranch-stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm looking for a big spread bcause where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG . Why, do you know mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?""Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue." LOL