Tell me about your most embarrassing but funniest happening ever! Let's laugh!

It's happened one day at school.It was a very special day, a don't remember what day was but I know that I awas wearing my new trousers which were very straitly. It came the big break which took 20 min and I go out with my deskmate in the court..we were sitting on a bank and we were looking to the guy which I liked very much..he was looking to us and he was laughing and I didn't why..I thaugt he likes me too..and he was looking at me very insistently and when I arrived home I realized that my trousers had a big hole between my leggs..I was so ashamed that I didn't want to go back to school and to meet that guy..And I thaught I was so sexy..but I thaught wrong..

That day, I had been asked to buy four cheeseburgers. There were just the three of us - me, my dad, my youngest uncle. I took the burger first and finished eating it. When I returned, both my dad and uncle were eating their burgers. So there's one left and I still want more. I took it inside to the living room with a glass of coke on the armchair. I have eaten my 2nd burger. A moment later, my uncle went down the stairs and as he landed to the floor he saw me munching the 4th burger and my 2nd directly in front of him. As he discovered it, he smiled and started hurrying outside. When he got out, he started to laugh like ten times walking at either side of the yard. My dad stared and smiled frozen at where he stood. A few minutes later, the bulky guy that is our relative got back to the house. What's the matter? I thought. I just learned the 4th burger is not for me but for the fat man. I had to buy another one as replacement.