embarassing moments

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ok people we all have had some embarrassing moments, why dont we share some of them to get to know our friends on here and just to have a couple of laughs. i have a couple of them. my family and friends say i should of been a blond,, i was born a blond though. one time i was cleaning some windows in a new apartment that i was moving into and i just couldnt get them clean my brother tells me use some elbow grease, i told him i dont thinki have any he said go look so i did i didnt have any he said go to the store and buy some its real cheap. i go to the store i am looking in every isle i cant find none. yes i go ask a cahier , she says your serious i say yes i am i want my windows cleaned. she laughs and laughs and i say ok whats so funny i just want some elbow grease so i can go clean whats so wrong with that she says mam there is no such thing as elbow grease. she explained what it is. i went home and kicked my bros butt. i was so red from embarrassment/ and one time i was in the car with my ex husband and we came to this farm on a big steep hill and i asked him why would someone want to have a farm on hill. he said why not? i said cause look up at the cow they are walking upthat hill and eventually he is going to tip over cause his legs arent like ours they are skinny. now use your head here when you look up a hill it does look like the cow is about to tip over. yeah i was embarrassed again, the cow cant tip over. my bf dad he got me good i seen this commercail about air in a jar i said how can they do that you cant catch air, my bf dad said yes you can gotry it i went and tryed to catch air in a jar but nothing happened. you cant catch air