tian_ling

@tian_ling (17)

China • Age 36

Joined myLot 17 years ago

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Discussions (7)

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Spelling Bee

tian_ling @tian_ling (17) • China 22 Jul 07

A student at the NationalSpelling Bee had been given a particularly difficult word to spell. Apparently having some trouble knowing how to start,the student asked if he could buy a vowed . is this could blame the student...

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That's the Way We Really Are.

tian_ling @tian_ling (17) • China 11 Jul 07

A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:"ARABS NOT WELCOME";acouple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich - so the cashier quickly runs into the office...

To Patch the Hole

tian_ling @tian_ling (17) • China 7 Jul 07

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset ."I feel terrible," she said."I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Forget it," consoled her husband ."Remember that I 've got...

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My Husband Just Came in

tian_ling @tian_ling (17) • China 7 Jul 07

The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time.But as the women glanced away from the table ,their waiter suddenly rushed over. "Madam,look,"he said."Your husband just slid under the table." "No, he...

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jokes

tian_ling @tian_ling (17) • China 7 Jul 07

1 Sobbing Keeper A visitor to zhe zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had did. "Fond of him,was he?"the visitor asked. "It's not that,"came the reply,"He's the...

Save Money

tian_ling @tian_ling (17) • China 6 Jul 07

Henry was from the United States and he had come to london for a holiday. One day he was not feeling well,so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good...

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what can I do with my nokia N70?

tian_ling @tian_ling (17) • China 27 May 07

I have just had a new N70 , but I don't know what can I do with my new mobile phone. Can I see a movie ues my n70 and I want to make full use of it .And how can I use it for my study English or history of the world. A I want...

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