wzraychen

@wzraychen (54)

China • Age 44

Joined myLot 18 years ago

Discussions (30)

wzraychen's Discussions

The ones that are bought by yourself in the house where you inhabit?

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 7 Feb 07

I come from China, I have just bought the house , have used all of my deposits, is it pay the bill while being first-phase to pay just, wait for I long payment issue. Could you tell me how your houses are all,or when plan to buy...

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Labyrinth

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 6 Feb 07

Guy:Do you have a map? Girl:No, why do you ask? Guy:Because I think I just got lost in your eyes. Guy:Muss, do have a bandaid? Girl:Yes,why? Guy:Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you

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Who is pig

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 6 Feb 07

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.The bartender asks:"where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says"its not a cow its a pig," and the bartender said,"I was talking to the pig"

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Dormitory joke

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 6 Feb 07

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.Anybody caught breaking this rule the second...

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joke

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 6 Feb 07

A man at the airline counter tells the rep,"I'd like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California,and this one to london. The rep says,"I'm sorry sir.We can't do that " The man replied :Nonsense.That is what you did last...

A day late

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 6 Feb 07

Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time,when I come to the corner,a sign says:"shool go slow".

Discuss How heavy is your dog

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

How heavy is your dog and some colors ??

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Crying about his life

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well,"says the old fellow,"I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman.Every morning she...

Stuck under a bridge

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge . Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,a...

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Try to catch the rabbit

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

The Los Angeles Police Department(LAPD),The FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are best at apprehending criminals.The president decides to give them a test.He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to...

You're back again?

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

The Judge said to the defendant."I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor,"the criminal sail,"that's what I tried to tell the police,but they wouldn't listen."

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pictures from police

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

A motorist was mailed a pictur of his car speeding through an automated radar . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo --of...

You should learn to be more polite

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

One day,Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that:"When are you going to learn to be...

There was just a dog fight

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

A man walks into a bar one day and asks,"Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!"a biker says, standing up ."What about it?" "Well,I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!"the...

Cow on train tracks

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

A passenger train is creeping along, alowly. Finally it creaks to a halt.A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?"she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!"replies the conductor. Ten minutes...

Fish

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 5 Feb 07

Forbid fishing-- Many people are fishing

Baby Jokes

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 4 Feb 07

Three man were discussing at a bar about coincidences,The first man said:"my wife was reading a 'tale of two cities'and she gave birth to twins""that's funny",the second man remarked,"my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and...

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Not watching television

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 4 Feb 07

Mother:"Tom,you open television." Tom:"I an not watching iton the television." Mother:"Then what do you do?" Tom:"I chenked the newspaper's television programming schedules have not yet been printed wrong."

Discuss!

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 4 Feb 07

Do you like my son or daughter?

son or daugther

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To make love with her.

wzraychen @wzraychen (54) • China 4 Feb 07

Five-year -old son asked her mother:"What is love?" Mom no alternative explanation:"A man and a woman to sleep together." In a few days, parents have left out. son of our visit,said:"Mom and Dad are not at home,I told her how...