ReverandJester

@ReverandJester (52)

United States • Age 47

Joined myLot 18 years ago

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George Bush faces school children Joke

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. 'Billy.' 'And what is your question, Billy? 'I have...

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Female Comebacks!

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and...

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Divorce Joke

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain...

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2 responses

20 Responses To Telemarketers

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care,...

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Bear and Rabbit Joke

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for...

joke

Weight Loss Joke

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck," he thinks to...

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Adulterer's Joke

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St....

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Wrong E-mail Address Joke

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20...

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Cannibal Joke

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same...

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Church Joke!

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an...

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Political Joke?

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 24 Oct 06

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks,"What is politics?" Dad says,"Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call...

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4 responses

AD&D

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 22 Oct 06

I'll set the scene. A group of grave diggers has uncovered a door in the ground that leads to a monstrous size tomb. On the other side of the tomb is another door that leads into an ancient catacomb that was once used by dark...

general

AD&D

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 22 Oct 06

My "character name" is going to be Shirl Ravenlock. I am a 9th level fighter, 7th level ranger, and a 2nd level bard. Who want's to play?

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Dungeons and Dragons

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 22 Oct 06

Who would like to start a game of D&D on this site

general

U.S. Government

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 9 Oct 06

Should the U.S. Government have access to your personal life?

politics

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Wierd Al

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 9 Oct 06

Does anyone know when his next CD is coming out?

music

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Which do you prefer?

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 9 Oct 06

Wal-Mart or K-Mart?

general

4 responses

Superman Movies

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 9 Oct 06

Do you thik that they will bring out Darkside in any of the Superman movies? Why/Why Not?

comic books

2 responses

X-MEN

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 9 Oct 06

In the movies, do you think that they are ever going to bring out Apocolypse or Mr. Sinister?

comic books

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who would win in this fight?

ReverandJester @ReverandJester (52) • United States 9 Oct 06

Who would win in a fight between Mr. Sinister or Mystique? How and why?

comic books