bleedingportriate

@bleedingportriate (641)

Australia • Age 61

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Mother Taught Us......

Katlady2 @Katlady2 (9904) • United States 18 Feb 07

Things My Mother Taught Me (I think my mom said every one of these at one time or another...lol) MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...... LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with...

mothers

mothers logic

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bleedingportriate While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: "What happened, did I...

19 Feb 07

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Why crow is Black?

ravi_080888 @ravi_080888 (781) • India 17 Feb 07

my friends,im having a good reasonable question..so please answer this simple question....you can give ur own opinion......

crow

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bleedingportriate The Nice Guy Test Here is the much requested Nice Guy Test from Nice Guys Don't Get Laid by Marcus Pierce Meleton, Jr. Copywright 1993 by Sharkbait Press 1. How do you typically look when you arrive to pick up your date?A. I wear my church...

18 Feb 07

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Why crow is Black?

ravi_080888 @ravi_080888 (781) • India 17 Feb 07

my friends,im having a good reasonable question..so please answer this simple question....you can give ur own opinion......

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bleedingportriate A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you...

17 Feb 07

joke~~Proof that Girls are evil

yueliu @yueliu (1619) • China 7 Feb 07

1: First we state that girls require money and time Girls = Time x Money 2: And we all know: time is money Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2 3: And because money is the root of all evil Money = Evil ^...

evil

girls

joke

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bleedingportriate this ones kind of gross Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my...

8 Feb 07

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Two idiots - joke

lenywp @lenywp (1963) • Australia 4 Dec 06

Two idiots are sitting in front of a mirror. One said, "Why don’t we meet the two people in the mirror", so they stood up and the other one said, "sit, sit they're coming!"

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bleedingportriate Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says...

8 Feb 07

G-Rated Jokes

hcromer @hcromer (2710) • United States 5 Feb 07

Q: What happened to the wind? A: It blew away. Q: When was meat so high? A: When the cow jumped over the moon. Q: What did Delaware? A: She wore a brand New Jersey. Q: What do pigs have on Valentine's Day? A:...

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bleedingportriate thanks for the jokes i was sleepy cuz i just got up and now i dont even need my coffee :)

6 Feb 07

Getting hit on by strangers in public...

x3temptationx @x3temptationx (677) • United States 5 Feb 07

I expierence this all the time, it makes me feel so uncomfortable and embarassed. Its not wanted at all, and I can't stand it. I go up to the mall all the time by myself, and it always happens there. A couple weeks I went there...

getting hit on

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bleedingportriate don't get how people even bothering to do that i mean going up to everyone they think is hot on the street

6 Feb 07

jokes - what is ur reaction when u read it and don't like it

vityota @vityota (878) • India 30 Jan 07

when a joke is posted and you read it fully and you don't like it what will you do give a frank reply or avoid responding to it or respond positively even if you did not like it

jokes

sharing jokes

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bleedingportriate Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's...

6 Feb 07

jokes - what is ur reaction when u read it and don't like it

vityota @vityota (878) • India 30 Jan 07

when a joke is posted and you read it fully and you don't like it what will you do give a frank reply or avoid responding to it or respond positively even if you did not like it

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bleedingportriate Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as...

6 Feb 07

jokes - what is ur reaction when u read it and don't like it

vityota @vityota (878) • India 30 Jan 07

when a joke is posted and you read it fully and you don't like it what will you do give a frank reply or avoid responding to it or respond positively even if you did not like it

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bleedingportriate this isnt a very funny joke buts its the only one i got right now so enjoy A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him into his study and said,...

6 Feb 07