nikky8888

@nikky8888 (22)

China • Age 39

Joined myLot 17 years ago

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A talkative wife

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

A man and his wife are driving when a cop pulls then over The cop asks the man Do you know that you were speeding The man replies no sir The man's wife then says.Yes you know I've been telling you to slow down Shut up the man...

wife

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More Polite

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite The skinny man siad he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because,whenever he got up and...

polite

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The mean Man's Party

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

The notirious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment he sid,"Come up to the fifth floor and rng the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot." "why use...

mean

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bring me a glass of milk

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

at 2 a.m Mrs Green was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living,room"Tiptoe diwn-stairs." She told her hasband."Don't turn on the lights.Sneak ip him before he know what's happening" Dutifully Mr Green put on his...

glass of milk

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A branch office

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

A man was standing at a corner,with a hat in each hand,waiting for handouts.A passer-by stopped and dropped a cion in one hat,then asked,"What's the other hat for?" "Business has been so tremendous lateky" the man reolied "That I...

branch office

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love

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

Absence to love is what wind is to fire.It extinguishes the small:it inflames the great! Every man is a poet when he is in love. First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity!

love

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best wishs

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

It's joy to know you wishing the nicest thing always for you,not only today but all the year through because you are really a joy to know```

thank

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wish

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

From majestic mountains and valleys of green to crystal clear waters so blue this wish is coming to you all!

wish

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Valentine's Day

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 25 May 08

February has long been a month of romance.With the sweet smell of roses in the air,romantic films hit cinemas and love storiws fill newspapers and magazines. On the 14th day it is customary for a boy to take his girlfriend out to...

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resume writing

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 22 May 08

deceloping a resume is the first steo in any sucdssful job search. The average resume is written out of necessity.Every one know you have to have one to get a job. Your resume is like your personal movie trailer.You want your...

job search

movie trailer

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earn money on the internet

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 20 May 08

I'm so glad to tell you that I've recived 6 dollars from this link: www.07bux.net/?r=nikky7777 just to read the ads I want you to earn money with me ! you register to be my referrals,earning true money and helping me to earn...

talking between two looney

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 11 May 08

late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I'm Napolen!" Another one said "How do you know?" The first inmate said:"God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted:"I did not"

looney

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FOOLS day

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 1 Apr 08

How many people born at April Fools Day? and how about 20 years ago? I want to say happy birthday to them!Also to myself.......

fool

function plus loyalty

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 30 Mar 08

Do you know Nord? She is famous for her translation theory:function plus loyalty! The functional translation have a lot of contribution,but it had limitation, too. I want to say few people konw the limitation!

translation

what's the best thing my lover's birthday present?

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 28 Mar 08

Next Friday is my boyfriend's birthday!I want to give him a suprise and a good present! I sent him T-shirt ,celphone,and a pair of shoes ago. This time I've no idea ! Can you have any ideas? thanks

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where is my future?

nikky8888 @nikky8888 (22) • China 28 Mar 08

After a few days I'll graduate from university! I'm now confusing! The job which I liked don't like me! I want to creat my own business,but I have no money I want to find a good job give me 5000 a month but I have no...

future

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