osculator_m

@osculator_m (26)

India • Age 38

Joined myLot 18 years ago

Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par.....Roj ek mumtaj aati...us karodo ke byaaj par...

Discussions (9)

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a small question.

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 9 Jan 07

what is love? what is u'r thinking? plz, i need some response on that topic to knew it better. is true love and all that happened in men's life? i don't think soo...... and u.........

excelent stuff (part two)

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 6 Jan 07

IF U READ FIRST PART OF THAT STORY THEN U BETTER UNDERSTAND, WHAT'S GOING ON? NEELAM:WHAT GOES IN HARD AND PINK THEN COMES SO SOFT AND STICKY? BOY:BUBBLEGUM NEELAM:WHAT DOES A MAN DO STANDING UP, A WOMAN DOES SITTIN...

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Excellent stuf (part one)

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 4 Jan 07

A first grade teacher Neelam(22)was having trouble with one of her student. Neelam: What is you'r probulem? Boy:I m too smart for the first grade.my sister is in third grade and Im smarter than she is! I think, i should be...

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american life style

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 3 Jan 07

wife is in house. calling her husband. said: honey!where r u? please come home earliar. because your children and my children,bitting our children.

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indian joke

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 3 Jan 07

do not eat food after readin this joke......... bangali: dr. sahab,potla potla tatti ata hai,khane ko mon nai korta hai. doctor:yelo dawai, mota mota tatti ayega, jayse marzi kaat-kaat ke khaana....!

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an army test

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 2 Jan 07

I have a friend "dilip". Last year an incident was happened with him. which,I want to share with u all. Last year army ki bharti nikli thi. Usmain yeh bhi gaye the. There is a check up for smookers.& dilip was regular...

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Ultimate answer while changing you'r job.

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 1 Jan 07

Interviewer: Why did you leave you'r last job? Sardar: Because the company shifted the office and did not tell me where...

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(Vulgar)in hindi

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 1 Jan 07

Doctor ek mariz ke piche bhaag raha tha. maine rooka aur poocha kya hua bhai, usne kuch chura liya hai kya. doctor: nahi sala har mahine nas bhandi ke operation ke liye aata hai, aur baal saaf karake bhag jata hai.

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Good Joke

osculator_m @osculator_m (26) • India 29 Dec 06

A girl to a boy:Excuse me Brother, give me a side. Boy:What brother! My father is very Good person. Girl:But! My father is not.

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