Funny answers to "Why are you single?"?

A funny answer? Gee, I don't like humans and there are no vampires around lol.

Shooooooooot you tell me. I don't know what's goin' on. I'm still waitin'. Let me know when you find somebody for me!!!!

How about "I have seen what marriage can do to two people and do not want to even go there" Or " I was raised to think by myself. and haven't found anyone that will accept that". "I am trying to make all the married people jealous". "Why are you considering it for your self". Finally "I never give away trade secrets"

What of: I enjoy my privacy; One with God is a majority; I am single-minded; Two is a crowd; I am a single born, not twin-born; I'm waiting for the other single; ?

because at now im single

my friends and i answer such with "because God is still busy creating a perfect love story for me" or "it's because, this is a result of makingthe right choice".. we find it funny though, answering such questions is enjoyable sometimes..