What will you say?!

hmmm...my dog [chucky] would probably say: "could you not go to school anymore? I miss playing with you when you're not at home. pls stay."

Thank You Mom for taking such good care of me and I know I have the best home and puppy could have. I'm well fed, bathed every week, combed daily and hugged and kissed every day. I Love You.

Come on Bob. Let me at those rabbits. You're always yelling at them foreating your Lilies. Open the gate and lemme at em Bob. Lemme at em. NOW! HAHAHAHA!! HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~

Yourrrrrr tummy rrrrrrrubs arrre grrrreat! You could pay a little morrrrre attention to the earrrrs though. If yourrrr face was a little furrrrier and yourrr earrrs a little pointierrrr, you'd be one gorrrregeous lookin' B!tch! lol

Lol I do this all the time especially to my friends dog - I usually say something like 'hello dad - when are you gonna bother to feed me' and stuff like that pertending to be the dogs voice. If my pets would definately say to me - feed me, cuddle me, bog off I'm trying to sleep, why do you stroke that pc more than you do me lol.

Hm... let's see... Lucy: "Hey, let me sleep!" Luna: "Stop tickling me!" Tina: "Play with Tina! Give food!! Tina wants water!"

If I were the voice of Itty, she would say not to be so stingy with the cat treats!

well that would have to be my galah " george " he would probably say thanks mum for bringing me inside out of the freezing night air each night as it`s just so cold outside now and eventhough my feathers do keep me warm i do not have to use all my evergy on trying to keep warm i can screech to you longer and talk a lot longer now he he he he .

Thank you for being so good to us ...friends forever!

I am tired of kibble and bits...I want a steak and some fries. And the litter box, I am tired of sharing with that other cat and I want my own. Cat treats...hey buddy, ever hear of them? How about tossing a few my way you cheapskate... And how come the dog goes out for a walk and not me? This indoor cat crap is for the birds. So what if I get ticks and fleas...serves you right. And speaking of that giant of a dog you have, better tell him to quit sniffing me from behind before I claw out his eyes. And for bedtime...I want some ice cream and a nice fluffy bed with a heater in winter. Either shape up and treat me right or I am shipping out...

Lucy: I think you should come outside and play Mum, you know you want to. You throw the ball and I'll run after it and catch it. Got it? Good...okay, lets go. Mum! MUM! Let's go play ball. NO? Okay, how about the rope? That's a good game, you throw the rope and I'll catch it. Yeah, let's play ropey! Yay! Blinky Bill comes in a small terrier (on heat) Lucy: Sniff, sniff, Hey Blinky, your butt smells funny, what's going on, sniff, sniff...I know somethings going on, sniff, sniff, but I can't figure it out. Banjo (the cat): Well hi girlfriends, wanna smooch? I can rub up against you like this, turn around and do it like this and again like this. Don't you just love to smooch. Look what happens when I do it to Mum. Hi Mum, purrrrrr, I wuv you, what? for me, food?, oh yes please. Pickles (the goat): Mu-u-um, come and talk to me, I'm out here and I'm lonely. Banjo! please come out. I promise I'll bite your ear gently when I pick you up. And I'll be gentle when I head butt you, I promise. Lucy, come here and stand still and don't bark at me. Mum says you're not to bark. I be fwightened when you bark. Don't you guys know I'm a herd animal and like company. Mu-u-u-um.

Owner? I'd tell myself I didn't "own" myself as the puppy, dog or whatever I was. I'd also bark on the phone to the RSPCA and get them to remind myself (human) form that I have rights too. hehe Ignore me I'm joking, ~Joey

From my dog " so how was getting me neutered a good thing there buddy so much for being mans best friends"

My dog would say: Thank you mommy for being so good to me. I am going to be the best dog ever since you are the best mom ever!

My dog would say "get off the bed you stupid human, don't you know it's mine?! Bad enough I have to fight the cats for pole position!" My cat is a Garfield look alike, so he'd probably say "enough with the dog already. This is MY kingdom! Banish him to the basement...I have spoken...you will do as I command" (Gads, I'm really glad they can't talk!! They'd be worse than a 2 year old begging for treats) And I'm quite sure that my dog would sign me up with David Letterman for 'stupid human tricks!'