Chief is at the wedding

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A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain." "Just be quite," snapped the officer, "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I ..." "I said to keep quite! You are going to jail!" A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wed ding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Are you sure?" ansered the man in the ceil. "I'm the groom."